My mother taught me:
 

What my mother taught me

The circle of life:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"

About behaviour modification:

"Stop acting like your father!"

Medical science:

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way!"

Genetics:

"You're just like your father!"

About osmosis:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

About our origins:

"Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you were born in a barn?"

To appreciate a job well done:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning."

   

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