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 Doctors and nursing staff were recently surveyed about the proposed new medical wing at their hosital.
Here’s a summary of their reactions:
- The opthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
- The allergists voted to scratch it.
- The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
- The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
- The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
- The obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
- The orthopaedists issued a joint resolution.
- The pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
- The paediatricians muttered, "Grow up!"
- The proctologists complained, "We're already in arrears!"
- The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
- The radiologists could see right through it.
- The ward sisters thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
- The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
- The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
- The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
- The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
- And the surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing.
(Taken with permission from Grapevine magazine) |
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