Lab Bites">Lab Bites

Q: "How many research technicians does it take to change a light bulb?"

A:  One, but it'll take three or four tries to get it right!


Q:  "How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:  One, but it'll take three or four tries to get it right, because he/she will give it to the technician to do!"

Q:  "How many PhD students does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:  It all depends on the size of the grant, and it may take upwards of five years to get it done.